MWA:  07-15-23  Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Ella Hotwheels

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Myles Shaffer
Myles Shaffer

Bonjour mon amis!  Comment ca va?  Myles Shaffer here.  Here we go again with an article about only one feature entertainer.  However, she is quite a unique performer.  So, shall everybody read on to learn the details?  I thought so, then let’s get started without any further delay.

But first, I would like to mention that the 2023 30th Anniversary Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Expo is coming up soon.  The event will be held August 20 through 23 at the Paris Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Ella Hotwheels

Saturday night, June 10, 2023, included a drive down to the Exposé Gentlemen’s Club in San Diego, California to spend a little time with Ella Hotwheels and to observe her last two performances of the last night of her current booking at Exposé.  (Unfortunately, I ran late and missed Ella’s first show of the evening.)

For her second show of the evening, the first that I was able to observe, Ella wore a sleeveless blue denim Jacket that was adorned with a multitude of glittery bars with red and white LED lights inside them.  Under her jacket, she wore a green and red bikini bra.  Next, Ella wore a pair of very brief blue denim shorts.  The shorts had white lace around the bottom.  The shorts also had a little white bow attached to the area covering each of Ella’s lovely buttocks.  Beneath her shorts, Ella wore a pair of red thong panties.  Looking at my notes, I think I meant to write that Ella’s thong panties had straps that were attached to another strap around her neck.  Both the neck strap and one side of the thong panties were decorated with rhinestones.  Ella’s footwear was a pair of red roller-skates with white shoelaces.  The roller-skates had white wheels.  Inside the wheels were little LED lights that continuously changed colors.

Near the end of this show, Ella skated out onto the club’s floor to play with some of the customers seated in the cheap seats.

Ella performed this show to, “Majesty,” by Vince Anthony, “Crazy Love,” by MC Wolf Music, “Lacrimosa,” by Apashe, “Burial,” by Yogi featuring Pusha T, “Burial (Moody Good Remix), by Yogi, and, “Bad Girls,” by M.I.A.

For the final performance of her current booking at Exposé, Ella wore a black costume with the exception of her footwear.  For starters, she wore a cowgirl hat.  She next wore a jacket.  With her jacket, Ella wore a skirt that was open in the front.  She additionally wore a holster complete with a pistol similar to those that existed in the later 1800s.   Beneath her jacket, Ella wore a bra that was decorated with rhinestones or sequins or maybe both.  Under her skirt, Ella wore a pair of panties that were also decorated with sequins, or rhinestones, or maybe, you guessed it, both.  Beneath her panties, Ella wore a pair of G-string-like thong panties.  For her footwear, Ella wore a pair of gray cowgirl boots that were decorated with pieces of some type of shiny black material.

At one point during this performance, a waitress came onto the stage, and Ella played with her on a metal chair that was situated on a revolving platform.

During this performance, Ella danced to, “I’m Trouble,” by WAR*HALL, “Raise Hell,” by Dorothy, “Unforgiven,” by Ghost Nation, “Dead Man Walking,” by Chuxx Morris, and, “Fancy Like (Dave Aude Remix),” by Walker Hayes & Dave Aude.

Ella has red hair and green eyes.  She is five feet two inches tall and weighs in at one hundred ten pounds.  Once again, thinking that I already had the information, I neglected to ask Ella about her measurements.  I have also been unable to find anything on the Internet regarding those statistics.  So, I can only say that Ella has an extremely nice-looking figure!

In addition to being pretty, Ella Hotwheels is intelligent, has a good sense of humor, and is lots of fun to speak with.  She also enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans!

If any of the readers might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Ella Hotwheels perform and to meet her in person, it is highly recommended that they do not allow said opportunity to slip past them.  It should prove to be a highly enjoyable experience!
Ella can be found lurking about on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.  If anybody out there might be interested in purchasing some Ella Hotwheels’ merchandise, they should go to or  Both of those URLs will take them to the Babes On Things website.

Okay folks, that will just about do it for now.  Let’s all meet back here the next time for another discussion of fun times and gorgeous women.  Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer


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